Friday, October 26, 2007
Mom Jeans
and I used to wear them like this:
but now the more crap on the pockets, the cooler the jeans
this seems to be a bit much for me. Any thoughts? Better yet, what is an appropriate amount to spend on jeans? What is the most you've ever spent on jeans?
Do you own a pair of "Mom Jeans"?
Elvis, the Pelvis, ain't got nothing on Prime
Saturday, October 20, 2007
Adults wearing costumes
Is there a cutoff age? It seems like you can get away with it through middleschool and then you get weird looks at the door. You know exactly what I am talking about....those high schoolers who show up at the door wearing what they wore to school and some stupid mask they bought at Hot Topic.
When you become an adult it suddenly becomes appropriate again to "dress up". You go to Halloween parties, and sometimes dress up for work. However, one my favorite comics, Lewis Black, said that adults should not dress up for Halloween because, as an adult, you can wear a costume whenever you want. If you wanted to go into work tomorrow dressed as Batman you could. Your boss will ask, "Who are you supposed to be" to which you would reply, "I....am Batman."
Halloween also seems to be a free pass to many women to dress less "scary" and more "slutty". Yes, Halloween is free reign to dress up as ho-ish as you want and no one is technically allowed to call you "slutty" because you are just wearing a costume. It is bascially an excuse to wear your lingerie outdoors and I, for one, am all for it.
Sunday, October 14, 2007
Car Buying
Monday, July 23, 2007
Assbooger Time
Take a look:
http://www.poodwaddle.com/worldclock.swf
It's creepy-deepy.
Sunday, July 22, 2007
Puke
So what's the deal with the babies? Mimi puked on me 7 times today and I still thought she was cute. I think she is secretly laughing at me because she can puke on me with impunity.
Why having a baby is like hanging out with a drunk college buddy:
1. Vommits on your shoulder
2. Wobbly; can't stand up without help
3. Incoherant speech
4. Drools
5. Pees/Poops in pants
6. Cries, then laughs often while farting
7. Likes boobs.
Friday, July 13, 2007
Assbooger Filing Method
Hi,
Let me remind everyone of a proper online filing process.
02.DoSecondThing
03.DoThirdThing
The step names should be active.
Within each step, you have Policy, Procedure, and Template directories as needed.
Process
01.GetReadyForWork
01.GoToTheBathroom
Procedure
2007.03.30.GoToTheBathroom.Procedure.doc
02.TakeAShower
Procedure
2007.03.30.TakeAShower.Procedure.doc
03.BrushMyTeeth
Procedure
2007.03.30.BrushMyTeeth.Procedure.doc
02.GetReadyForBed
01.FlossMyTeeth
Procedure
2007.03.30.FlossMyTeeth.Procedure.doc
02.PutOnMyJammies
Procedure
2007.03.30.PutOnMyJammies.Procedure.doc
03.TurnOffTheLights
Procedure
2007.03.30.TurnOffTheLights.Procedure.doc
Organize by the steps in the process...
Thanks,
Assbooger