BART is a funny place. Most of the time, a stinky place. One of these days, I want to bring a blacklight on and shine it over the seats. You know there's some crazy stuff living in those blue-green cushions. Here's a list of some of my favorite Bart "Riders"
1. The "Loud on the Cell Phone Guy" - This is the guy that answers his phone to the tune of "Sexual Healing" and speaks as though he were a newscaster in a hurricane.
2. The "Guy Who Stands with his ass right in front of my face"- If I can smell what you had for dinner yesterday....you may be too close.
3. That "Staring Guy" - the guy in black who sits in the corner and stares at you. When you catch his gaze, you get a glimpse of pure crazy.
4. The overly "Excuse Me" girl - she says excuse me twenty times when she actually means to say "Go fuck yourself."
5. The "Stinky" - if there's one on BART, chances are, he is going to sit next to you.
4 comments:
What about the who's your daddy family where a bedraggled young mom gets on with seven different kids, all poorly behaved and none of them the same racial make-up?
Nor, you talkin' about me?
No fair being more amusing than the rest of us on your second day. Is there a nervous mom from the burbs wearing all of the wrong clothes? Nope, we drive in.
My favorite is the anti-bart rider who zooms by the train in their air-conditioned car and flips you off. Wait, I am that person. He he he.
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