If someone came up to you, screamed "WAWAWAWA!" and then puked milk on your shirt, you'd probably be a little miffed. You might even punch them in the face. What you wouldn't do is wipe off their mouth with a soft towel and then give them a kiss on the cheek.
So what's the deal with the babies? Mimi puked on me 7 times today and I still thought she was cute. I think she is secretly laughing at me because she can puke on me with impunity.
Why having a baby is like hanging out with a drunk college buddy:
1. Vommits on your shoulder
2. Wobbly; can't stand up without help
3. Incoherant speech
4. Drools
5. Pees/Poops in pants
6. Cries, then laughs often while farting
7. Likes boobs.
4 comments:
By far your most hilarious post. I love Mimi.
If you did all those things to me, I'd still love you. Best post yet.
Wait until she gets older and pukes real food on you. One time I was driving my car and Beatrice was behind me and she projectile vomited and it got all over me. I still love her but I almost crashed.
Today Bea puking pepperoni pizza all over me. Everytime she starts barfing, Jeff jumps up. You are a better father than him. Or you don't mind boob milk. Jeff hates pepperoni.
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