I sold my Porsche this weekend because Mims wanted a new car.
My peers keep telling me that I will get a minivan.
Let me tell you the chances of this happening. I will buy a minivan when:
1. I decide to rob a bank and I need a getaway vehicle.
2. I decide to move an object that is too small for a normal van.
3. The minivan is actually a Transformer that can change into a gigantic robot.
4. A minivan looks like a Ferarri.
5. A minivan is the preferred vehicle for time travel.
4 comments:
Please save this post so that I can reference it when you have ten kids and you need a minivan. Never say never, mister.
I'm going to buy a minivan when he goes out of town.
I predict you will buy a minivan when you run out of other kinds of cars to lease. So, that will be next year I guess.
i kinda miss chanco. i think you should buy another chancho. make sure to get it in black though because the other colors look like tonka trucks.
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